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[hyanaimne]

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[totallytrustworthy]

you know the small ones on the telly

or were those snuffs. snurfs?

[hyanaimne]

I do not know what a telly or a snurf is.

[totallytrustworthy]

telly. you know television yeah. flax box moving pictures

[hyanaimne]

Like the videos I have seen on the tablet?

[totallytrustworthy]

yeah like a non portable tablet though I guess you could call it a television as well if you like

theres a show about magical little bastards on them back home called snurfs or snuffs or something or other. Charlie might know it better

[hyanaimne]

This tablet thing is correcting it to smurfs when I try to look it up

What the hell am I even looking at

[totallytrustworthy]

right that I dont know kiddie crack or something its just nightmare fuel

[hyanaimne]

This is a show they show to children? What is wrong with this world?

[totallytrustworthy]

so much. trust me

childrens programs are horrifying and I'm glad I missed out on them

[hyanaimne]

Never have I been so glad to come from my world

[totallytrustworthy]

see I'm good for something. I make your life seem that much better ;)

[hyanaimne]

By introducing me to horrible things that will cause me nightmares

[totallytrustworthy]

is there actually any other way?

[hyanaimne]

You could always not introduce me to those sort of things

[totallytrustworthy]

sounds less fun :(

[hyanaimne]

I could always counter with crazy things from my world.

Thanks DW for losing this!!

[totallytrustworthy]

okay go I'm ready

DW you asshole!!

[hyanaimne]

There are two creatures in my world that resemble one another; large, round floating things with tentacles. And eyes at the ends of those tentacles, with one large eye in the middle. They are called beholders and gas spores.

If you kill the gas spore, though, it explodes and infects you with spores that will most likely kill you.

[totallytrustworthy]

[Jesus fucking Christ.]

OK I'll take the smurfs

[hyanaimne]

But I thought they were terrifying.

[totallytrustworthy]

oh so which would you pick

[hyanaimne]

The thing I know how to kill.

[totallytrustworthy]

also smurfs got it

[hyanaimne]

I do not know how to kill smurfs.

[totallytrustworthy]

you step on them. or something.